Julie

There once was a young girl named Julie,
Whose moniker was rather unruly.
Rhyming it truly
broke verse unduly,
and made Marc treat meter cruelly.

She said "Well, try bending the rules:
You can simply use 'Jules'.".
Marc tried again newly
then replied coolly
that it seemed an errand for fools.


    Marc Joseph (who doesn't know state capitals)

A man's middle name was Joseph
who felt it his job to know stuff,
but to figure out caps
he had to look at maps.
For here his knowledge was slow stuff.