I had a dream that I composed a book entirely of 2 and 3 letter
words.  The idea being that shorter words should be more common and
therefore simpler.  When I woke up, I actually tried it:

    An  Ax  in  My  Ox, by  MP

If  it  is  an  ax  in  my  ox, is  it  up  
to  us  to  go  on  to  it  or  do  we  go  
up  by  it? Oh  no! An  ax  of  my  ox  is  
to  be. Lo, at  my  ox  is  no  ax. Ah  me, 
so  as  no  ax  is  in  my  ox, he  is  ok.